New Teen Titans Volume 2:
Sometimes this is completely overwrought and sometimes this is an absolute banger and anyway I’m glad I started reading these comics from jusssst before the world came into existence with me. Koriandr is a delight. Raven requesting that people not be murdered to save her because it makes a mockery of her life was a nice touch. Donna basically got mind raped and the comic really shows how shook up she was instead of glossing over it like Jim Shooter did to poor Ms. Marvel. Cyborg’s stress is very understandable and I continue to love his very empowered costume. It was nice seeing depth to Beast Boy too. I like that little green guy, although I wish I could be assured he was an actual adult with all those adult women he’s going after. Dick and Wally are there I guess.
Wonder Woman vol 1 issue 222:
Wonder Woman fucking kills Walt Disney. (Wade Dazzle).
I think I found the real reason Disney never captured DC at swordpoint.
Wonder Woman vol 1 issue 223:
Hippolyta is appropriately enraged at the idea that the Justice League (MEN and Black Canary) would make Wonder Woman do tasks to prove she had her skills still after her year of amnesia. Even if it was WW’s idea. Even if Hippolyta was the one who erased her memories. Shut up, she does what she wants.
Steve Trevor was dead but he’s okay now. This is how I found out he was dead.
Batman: Gotham Adventures 14
Harley Quinn pulls a classic author technique by manufacturing controversy to increase sales of her poorly selling romance novel, which contains versions of herself and Batman. Batman has chosen not to read this. The sidekicks have, immediately. And so did Joker.
Oh and the controversy was her blowing up buildings and shit. But I like to think that if it happened today, she’d just get into twitter fights like most authors.
Batman: Gotham Adventures 20
Healthy cereal will be the death of us. Liked this one a lot. Had good detective work.
Batman: Gotham Adventures 21
Blind man has more faith in Batman than I do, but it pays off. The end.
Transformers: Windblade #5
I really liked the City Speaker concept. And I like Blurr. And I like Moonracer. And trying to find what was the issue I reread while I was trying to clear out all my in-progress comics that were not actually in progress revealed to me I own a great deal more Transformers comics than I thought I did.
Mera: Tidebreaker
I thought this was gonna be great. The promised plot was Mera trying to find a good time to murder Arthur. Unfortunately it was mostly dull, forgot to continue plot points to the point where they felt like asspulls at the end, and the art had negative energy (even if it was pretty). Oh well. Next time.