Tag: csi: crime scene investigation

1st thought: Ohhh a copaganda episode

2nd thought: Well this got different fast.

3rd thought: Huh!

4th thought: There’s a lesson here about the dangers of prayer.

Killer type: Overplanner.

This episode was more about finding the victims than solving the murder and that was pretty interesting! And that ending!

I was NOT expecting that ending.

That was a great episode.

I think the writers for this season had a few daddy issues going on.

I’m very tired. Gene Simmons was in this episode.

EDIT the next day: A lot of episodes have been using the same motifs. The father trying to avenge the daughter. The father buying the prostitute daughter’s time. It’s like they have a template they kept forgetting to switch details on. Sort of like when I’m working on something it’s like ‘aw shit, I just made five water mages in a row’. But with prostitution and revenge killing.

It’s a serial killer episode!

Oh god no.

It’s a chess-themed serial killer episode. For the Dante’s Inferno Killer, my friend joked about the Las Vegas Cirque de Soleil stealing it from a drunken Brass (well, giving him a check every month he can’t figure out) to make it their next show.

So like, Chess: The Musical but with serial killing, I guess.

In case you’re curious, nothing is more crime show than telling you that incredibly non-intense thing is Super Intense. In this case, chess. And ‘You must figure out the clues yourself! Believe in yourself, Greg!’

CSIs watching this on stage: “This seems familiar.”

These were the same episode.

Killer type: Petty and mean.

(Okay, extra notes: BOY was that trip to Mexico CSI level sensitive)

Today’s episode of CSI is about gubbermint conspiracies and once again reminds me that as fun as CSI is to watch, it’s absolutely a stupid person’s idea of a clever mystery show.

So everyone is ACTING and they actually uttered the name Millander. Absolutely fucking cursed. Like screaming MacBeth in a theatre after wishing everyone good luck.

So Previously On CSI they’ve gotten so busy layering on the mysteries that the episodes run out of time and they just sort of standing around explaining the mystery summary style, then the episode ended. I thought they were gonna do it again this time but they’re actually using emotions in their voices.

This episode’s killer is a Slightly Inept Murder Wizard.

Oh neat though, John de Lancie is in this. James Callis is too and I’m amazed how one man can always look one second away from body-wracking sobs.

This episode is still stupid.