I’ve got a new relative, Jackie! She called her auntie for help. I assume I’m the same person as in previous games and this is Brandon’s little sister and that somewhere John Gray is in a dungeon.
So right off the bat, this game is haunted as hell. Stuff keeps moving, the protagonist is finally noticing and commenting on the creepy shit:
So everywhere I go there’s haunted children trying to fuck my shit up. I’m so happy.
I wonder if the games are ever going to do anything about the fact that I have ghosts of twin murdered sisters that gave me a single clue once in The Bride?
(I’m not doing so great with story progression in this one, I keep having to ask for help)
Fun side tangent about Bloody Mary: In school around third grade I had a classmate swear her cousin had been murdered by Bloody Mary and I spent a fair bit of time confused between ‘but that’s literally impossible’ and ‘but why would someone lie about something like that?’ because I was 8 and not horrible and jaded by then.
Anyway, nothing about demon possession back then but that was Canadian Bloody Mary, not Russian Bloody Mary who I assume is much tougher.
Also the kids have been murdering the teachers and I have NOT been checking to see if they’re okay beyond ‘I hear some moaning’.
There’s achievements in this game and it does scratch that little ‘I done good’ itch in my head when it praises me for finishing a puzzle under a minute um, clicking on a meerkat. Yes. Keep praising me. PRAISE ME MORE. I am the best player ever.